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Alrightie, Voyeurwebbers, it's Game Day again at the Surprise Link department. Today's game is part fun and part science. It tests and times your reflexes. Just how quick are you? If you think you're pretty fast, this game will let you know whether or not you're kidding yourself. So, just grab your favorite beverage kick back, remove all your clothes, think about sheep without garter belts, hehehe! Then Click Here
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A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!"
The guy, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off his van, and they shared it until they both collapsed in a sadomasochistic ecstasy.
A week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by their lovemaking session were starting to fester, so she asked her doctor to check them out.
The doctor took one look and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Embarrassed, she admitted that she did.
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Man Breaks Into Sex Shop, Bonks 3 Blow-up Sex Dolls....?
CAIRNS, Queensland, Australia -- Police in Australia are hunting a man who broke into a sex shop and bonked three different inflatable sex dolls, Voyeurwebbers.
According to police, the intruder had his way with three dolls from the "Jungle Jane" range of dolls, then dumped them in a nearby alley.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shop in Cairns, which is in the Australian state of Queensland. "He took the dolls, blew them up and used the dolls then left them in the alley," said the owner.
Police officers have taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.
-- Uh-Oh, Voyeurwebbers, this sounds like another guy-with-a-jungle-queen-fetish crime to me. How do I know? Elementary: He only bonked, if you will, three sex dolls and all three were from the "Jungle Jane" jungle-queen fantasy line of dolls. You know the fantasy -- loin cloths and foliage. We'll probably know soon enough if I'm right. Elementary again: Given that the police have DNA samples, fingerprints and photos of the crime scene, hehehe! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to VW's sexplicit RedClouds sextion to solve yet another mystery: The Case of the Missing Clothes. This one could take a while ... Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: China by K.
Eye learned something new about China, Voyeurwebbers. Apparently, if you're a male it is your responsibility to warm your girlfriend's (fiancee, wife) feet if they are cold.
This unique, and somewhat tender, practice came to light when a man got cold feet when his girlfriend asked him to warm her cold feet.
One thing led to another, then police officer Xiao Deng, of Ningbo, received two consecutive calls -- one from the woman complaining her boyfriend refused to warm her feet -- the other from the man saying his girlfriend was too demanding. There was only one thing police officer Deng could do.
He went out to the rental apartment, close to Ningbo University, to try to resolve the issue of the quarreling couple, but found the couple still quarreling, according to various news reports.
Officer Deng said the boyfriend told him: "Have you ever seen such a girlfriend? She put her cold legs on my belly, giving me stomach cramp. "I asked her to take them away and she said she would only put them there for a short while. I agreed, but after 10 minutes she still had them there, saying it was very comfortable."
Deng says he eventually persuaded the boyfriend that it was a man's job to warm his girlfriend's feet but told the woman not to leave her feet there for too long.
There, did you see it? Officer Dung convinced the boyfriend that "it was a man's job to warm his girlfriend's feet". And what of Officer Deng of Ningbo, Voyeurwebbers? He sounds like a cross between Andy of Mayberry and Dr. Ruth, calming quarreling couples with his soothing words of sexual wisdom. Wisdom no doubt passed on from generation to generation for who knows how long. And all the wisdom of all those generations came down to one simple truth: Always warm your girlfiend's feet. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
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